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HIDE & SURVIVE
Your action check list

This check list reminds you of the actions you must take to provide the protection outlined in Hide and Survive (1977 © Her Majesty’s Emergency Warp Committee).

Use the check list systematically, ticking off each item as you deal with it. This will help you to remember all the things you must do.

Action Before Attack

Warning Sounds

  1. Do you recognise the roars of a T Rex?
  2. Do you know how it is different to the bellow of a herbivore, such as a Styracosaur?
  3. Do you know how it is different to the screech of a Raptor?
  4. Do you know what action you must take when you hear a roar, bellow, or squawk?
  5. Are you wearing your protective gag to stop yourself crying out?

Refuge

  1. Have you chosen your Refuge?
  2. Have you blocked up the windows and other openings (e.g. vents, chimney) of your Refuge against Pterosaurs?
  3. Have you strengthened the outside walls of your Refuge against Brontosaurs and Styracosaurs?
  4. If you have a gun, is it ready and in working order?
  5. Have you rationed yourself to one meal a day? (Studies have shown that Raptors and other predators are attracted to slow, overweight prey.)
  6. Have you taken the dead out into the street at least 25 yards from your Refuge? Remember: Cannibalism is still illegal

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SF1 – THE AIR-JUNGLE

Back in the late 1980s I was invited to observe some UFOs by a group that was in contact with them. I was sceptical but curious and so, one wintry day, I travelled to the group’s home city to observe them. If they existed, I expected to see Steven Spielberg CE3K UFOs.

XECUTIONERS – BEYOND THE SCHRÖDINGER TEST​

XTs boosts dopamine in humans’ brains so humans feel happy and at peace in the alien’s presence.

These human ‘dopes’ can become addicted to the chemical and this leads to Sirius Syndrome – ‘Loving the Alien’ – whereby they lose their judgment and free will – with catastrophic results.

JURASSIC PUNX – WARP SLANG

Big Jobs – dinosaur dung. Also Number Threes.
Blurter – an Idiot who makes a noise, alerting a predator.
Cordon Blues – short-tempered or depressed as a result of City imprisonment.

JURASSIC PUNX – FACT CHECK

Joe Megiddo’s theory that dinosaurs actually disappeared thousands or even million of years before the famous asteroid struck the Earth 66 million years ago is based on a scientific theory that is known in our reality.

SLAYER – DEATH TO THE SATANIC MECHANIC

We Humans are the Force for Good in the Galaxy. We want to reach out and be a friend and partner to all Alien races helping them to inhabit sovereign, prosperous and stable planets. That is our Destiny.

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