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‘F---ING MUTANTS!’
A MESSAGE FROM YOUR HEADMASTER
TOBIAS DROGEDA MA Oxon

The Gene Pools that transform humans into Fu-Tants can appear anywhere on Earth or in Space, such as here at the Academy.  But the pools are far too dangerous for the general public to be allowed access to. That is why they are government controlled and only suitable candidates are immersed and sent for training at Warpstar Academy.

A recent example is three teenagers who discovering a new Gene Pool, secretly immersed themselves, and then used their new powers to steal and terrorise the neighbourhood .  These unauthorised Fu-tants were easily apprehended. 

Driving round in a Bentley convertible and living on take-away pizzas and garage shop sandwiches was a bit of a give away.  

It’s not surprising therefore that ordinary humans regard Fu-Tants with fear and suspicion and often refer to you as ‘F—-ing Mutants!’ These delinquents have since been deweaponised and decommissioned. 

Please remember this and uphold the high standards and proud reputation of Warpstar Academy at all times.

WARP CLOUD MATCH

The final in the Warp Cloud Tournament, ALPHA v OMEGA, the long awaited Brains versus Brawn ‘grudge’ match, will take place today at 1800 hours.

Koda, the Omega Captain, will not be playing. Instead, his place will be taken by Vink PenroseKoda, along with Imago Brown (Gamma) and Ghasem ‘Gozz’ Rasht (Beta) are in detention for displaying anti-social attitudes.

 

PHOTOS OF THE CHURCH OF THE APOCALYPSE

More photos of the mysterious 12th Century Church of the Apocalypse in the Vall de Boi, Northern Spain.

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The exterior of the Church.

The Seven Headed Beast of the Apocalypse.

And a man with an artificial leg . His punishment for having “sinned”?

It remains a mystery why the church should be painted in this way.  There is no other church like it!

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SF1 – THE AIR-JUNGLE

Back in the late 1980s I was invited to observe some UFOs by a group that was in contact with them. I was sceptical but curious and so, one wintry day, I travelled to the group’s home city to observe them. If they existed, I expected to see Steven Spielberg CE3K UFOs.

XECUTIONERS – BEYOND THE SCHRÖDINGER TEST​

XTs boosts dopamine in humans’ brains so humans feel happy and at peace in the alien’s presence.

These human ‘dopes’ can become addicted to the chemical and this leads to Sirius Syndrome – ‘Loving the Alien’ – whereby they lose their judgment and free will – with catastrophic results.

JURASSIC PUNX – WARP SLANG

Big Jobs – dinosaur dung. Also Number Threes.
Blurter – an Idiot who makes a noise, alerting a predator.
Cordon Blues – short-tempered or depressed as a result of City imprisonment.

JURASSIC PUNX – FACT CHECK

Joe Megiddo’s theory that dinosaurs actually disappeared thousands or even million of years before the famous asteroid struck the Earth 66 million years ago is based on a scientific theory that is known in our reality.

SLAYER – DEATH TO THE SATANIC MECHANIC

We Humans are the Force for Good in the Galaxy. We want to reach out and be a friend and partner to all Alien races helping them to inhabit sovereign, prosperous and stable planets. That is our Destiny.

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