Most Infernals are currently held in the Orwell Internment Camps near Ipswich, Suffolk, pending their repatriation to Hell as soon as order has been restored there.
The Gene Pools that transform humans into Fu-Tants can appear anywhere on Earth or in Space, such as here at the Academy. But the pools are far too dangerous for the general public to be allowed access to. That is why they are government controlled and only suitable candidates are immersed and sent for training at Warpstar Academy.
A recent example is three teenagers who discovering a new Gene Pool, secretly immersed themselves, and then used their new powers to steal and terrorise the neighbourhood . These unauthorised Fu-tants were easily apprehended.
Driving round in a Bentley convertible and living on take-away pizzas and garage shop sandwiches was a bit of a give away.
It’s not surprising therefore that ordinary humans regard Fu-Tants with fear and suspicion and often refer to you as ‘F—-ing Mutants!’ These delinquents have since been deweaponised and decommissioned.
Please remember this and uphold the high standards and proud reputation of Warpstar Academy at all times.
WARP CLOUD MATCH
The final in the Warp Cloud Tournament, ALPHA v OMEGA, the long awaited Brains versus Brawn ‘grudge’ match, will take place today at 1800 hours.
Koda, the Omega Captain, will not be playing. Instead, his place will be taken by Vink Penrose. Koda, along with Imago Brown (Gamma) and Ghasem ‘Gozz’ Rasht (Beta) are in detention for displaying anti-social attitudes.
PHOTOS OF THE CHURCH OF THE APOCALYPSE
More photos of the mysterious 12th Century Church of the Apocalypse in the Vall de Boi, Northern Spain.