HELLBREAKER THE COSMIC ASSASSIN – STATUS REPORT FOR EPISODE TWO
Most Infernals are currently held in the Orwell Internment Camps near Ipswich, Suffolk, pending their repatriation to Hell as soon as order has been restored there.
FU-TANT – ‘F—ING MUTANTS!’ A MESSAGE FROM YOUR HEADMASTER
It’s not surprising therefore that ordinary humans regard Fu-Tants with fear and suspicion and often refer to you as ‘F—-ing Mutants!’ These delinquents have since been deweaponised and decommisisoned.
SF1 – THE AIR-JUNGLE
Back in the late 1980s I was invited to observe some UFOs by a group that was in contact with them. I was sceptical but curious and so, one wintry day, I travelled to the group’s home city to observe them. If they existed, I expected to see Steven Spielberg CE3K UFOs.
XECUTIONERS – BEYOND THE SCHRÖDINGER TEST
XTs boosts dopamine in humans’ brains so humans feel happy and at peace in the alien’s presence.
These human ‘dopes’ can become addicted to the chemical and this leads to Sirius Syndrome – ‘Loving the Alien’ – whereby they lose their judgment and free will – with catastrophic results.
JURASSIC PUNX – HIDE & SURVIVE CHECK LIST
1. Do you recognise the roars of a T Rex?
2. Do you know how it is different to the bellow of a herbivore, such as a Styracosaur?
JURASSIC PUNX – WARP SLANG
Big Jobs – dinosaur dung. Also Number Threes.
Blurter – an Idiot who makes a noise, alerting a predator.
Cordon Blues – short-tempered or depressed as a result of City imprisonment.
JURASSIC PUNX – FACT CHECK
Joe Megiddo’s theory that dinosaurs actually disappeared thousands or even million of years before the famous asteroid struck the Earth 66 million years ago is based on a scientific theory that is known in our reality.
SLAYER – DEATH TO THE SATANIC MECHANIC
We Humans are the Force for Good in the Galaxy. We want to reach out and be a friend and partner to all Alien races helping them to inhabit sovereign, prosperous and stable planets. That is our Destiny.